Things I don't understand

Unfortunately for me, I am one of those people that analyzes everything and has a very strong need to figure things out.  So, when issues or situations arise that I just can't seem to understand, they weigh heavily on my mind and further increase my level of insanity, and honestly, I can't really afford for that level to get much higher.  In an effort to find some plausible solutions, I will post my questions/ventings here and feel free to offer your suggestions.

1.  Exactly how old is Mickey Mouse and his little Clubhouse friends?  I mean, clearly they are old enough to be living on their own and they drive.  However, if they are that old, why are they doing a show for pre-schoolers?  Seems creepy.

2.  Do Diego and Dora's parents know that they are off galavanting around the world saving animals in peril and having other such adventures?  I mean, I don't really even like Kinley to play in the basement by herself for too long, mostly because I know she is making a ginormous mess rather than helping an injured animal.  I am just waiting for the day when Kinley tries to jump in a space ship to go rescue some tiny little aliens and I have to say, "um, Kinley, you are too young to be going into outer space all by yourself."  And then she'll be like, "uh, mom, Dora does it all the time.  Get a grip."  What do I say to that???

3.  Why oh why do I continue to see hand gestures at the 4-way stop sign as a means of determining whose turn it is?  I mean, honestly, YIELD TO THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT!  It's not rocket science.  And roundabouts...don't even get me started.

4.  When a door is clearly labeled "enter" and the other door clearly labeled "exit", why are we still confused as to which door to use?  I know it's not really a big deal, but I'm a rule follower and I like organization and order.  I think this world already has enough chaos.

5.  I have seen numerous commercials or ads, if you will, of high fructose corn syrup defending itself.  First, I would like to know who exactly launched the attack against high fructose corn syrup, I mean geez high fructose corn syrup, a bit touchy are we?  Second, I would like to know if high fructose corn syrup thinks that its ads are winning people back, assuming they ever quit consuming the product.  I think comparing yourself to sugar, which we all know isn't so great for us, may not be your best move.  You should maybe discuss with your campaign adviser comparing yourself to something nutritional like vegetables or fruit.

Okay, thanks for listening, I'm done for today.